Why is cinderella so lousy at baseball

Those are more filtered than the water at a sewage station. Your jokes are so weak, people pass them by. And thank God this time you replied in less than 24 hours.

I usually think you died and start buying funeral flowers. Usually with a pun-off you have to be fast. Not sitting around watching the years go past. Or do you fall asleep for 20 years like Old Rip Van? I hope everyone here will give me their vote. Posts Ask me anything! Submit a post Archive. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? Because she ran away from the ball. Everyone else was unsure what to ask the Wizard of Oz for, but not the Tin Man.

He got right to the heart of the matter. I have the Stamp of Approval. I knew a guy named Swaldo. He got bit by a monster and now he grows claws and fur during a full moon.

My friend had to step in as the lead in Little Shop of Horrors at the last second. He was Suddenly Seymour. Deodorant is so easy to use. No sweat! Kylo Ren accidentally captured someone who resembled his old master. He caught a Luke alike. The sun at night? But during the day? Hold on y'guys I am dropping the gauntlet. So frankly my dear you can go ahead and…. A: Because she ran away from the ball.

The joke has been cited in print since at least and has had several sports variations. A: She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin. Thousands of variants are known throughout the world.

The title character is a young woman living in unfortunate circumstances, that are suddenly changed to remarkable fortune. The oldest documented version comes from China, and the oldest European version from Italy. Because she ran away from the ball— Alan Dodd, Goodman, Mo.

Leo: She ran away from the ball. Why was Cinderella thrown off the baseball team? A, Because she ran away from the ball. O11, col. Skip to content. Swing, Batter! Posted on March 6, by stfleming. Like this: Like Loading About stfleming Reader, writer, teacher, thinker and dreamer. I teach in Lima, Peru. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email required Address never made public. Name required.

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